Tuesday, 3 April 2012

Mechanic vs Doctor

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley  motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?”The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, ”So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix ‘em, put ’em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?”
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic.
 ”Try doing it with the engine running.”

Source : Internet

Monday, 2 April 2012

Mom’s Eyes

Mother – Son, What If I Lose My Vision?
Son – I’ll Take You To The Best Eye Hospital in The Country.
Mother – And What If I Don’t Get My Vision Cured There?
Son – I’ll Take You To The Best Eye Hospital in The World.
Mother – if they are still un able to treat me then ?
Son – I will take care of u for Life time Mother.
Mother – Love You son ♥
Son – Mum, What If I Lose My Vision?
Mother – I’ll Give My Eyes To You ♥ ♥.
Source : Internet