Tuesday, 3 April 2012

Mechanic vs Doctor

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley  motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?”The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, ”So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix ‘em, put ’em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?”
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic.
 ”Try doing it with the engine running.”

Source : Internet

Monday, 2 April 2012

Mom’s Eyes

Mother – Son, What If I Lose My Vision?
Son – I’ll Take You To The Best Eye Hospital in The Country.
Mother – And What If I Don’t Get My Vision Cured There?
Son – I’ll Take You To The Best Eye Hospital in The World.
Mother – if they are still un able to treat me then ?
Son – I will take care of u for Life time Mother.
Mother – Love You son ♥
Son – Mum, What If I Lose My Vision?
Mother – I’ll Give My Eyes To You ♥ ♥.
Source : Internet

Thursday, 11 August 2011

The Clever Disciple

     Once there was a priest lives with his three true disciples. He was very fond of one of the three disciples it made the others frustrating. So they decide to report about it and reported the priest. The priest thought for a little and called all the three disciples and said to them: “I have a better solution for your problem, from this you would realize your worth.” He had given them three hens and orders them to butcher beyond someone’s ken. The disciples were split with hen. After a while, the first disciples came to the priest with dead chicken. The priest asked him to wait until the others come. Followed by the first disciple, the second disciple also came with killed fowl. Besides these two disciples, the third disciple come with live hen. The priest asked the first disciple “Where do you kill the hen and how?” He replied “I went to the outskirts of our place, so there is no human-beings and I killed”. Then the priest asked same to the second disciple, he answered “I went to a place that is neither humans nor animals”. Later the priest turned to third priest “What did you do your hen?” He answered “Our father, God watches me wherever I go, so I didn’t kill the hen”. The other disciples were down their head because of shame.

Wednesday, 29 June 2011

Don't judge too quickly!

  Some days before, I was on an MTC bus at the Highcourt signal. At that time, another MTC bus stopped beside ours. On that bus, I saw two young girls sitting near the window. They beckoned someone sitting two seats ahead of mine. I was shocked seeing those two girls signalling someone that too, in broad daylight. After the signal went green, I was curious to know who sat there on the seat. I laughed at myself because in that seat there was a cute child and not guys as I had imagined. Later I realized that those were good girls and it was my mind that was dirty.

Tuesday, 28 June 2011

No idea what to write!


  I created the blog because of some curiosity that I had, but I have no idea what to write about. Even though, I squeeze my brain to get any idea to write, but the result is none, besides Abishek Bachan's ad about Idea network that he was telling "No idea get idea". I am google it too, but insatiable. I didn't think like so, even in my board examination. After a long while, I conclude to give some interesting tidbits about Google. 

  I'm 01100110 01100101 01100101 01101100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101100 01110101 01100011 01101011 01111001 00001010 

  Do you know what is it? What it refers to? What is the speciality in it? 

  We know computer understand only binary number system that is zeros and ones. If we convert that binary numbers into decimal number we get 102 101 101 108 105 110 103 32 108 117 99 107 121 10. The respective ASCII value for the above decimal numbers are "feeling<space>lucky<new line feed>"

  This tweet simply says: "I'm feeling lucky" 

  This is first ever tweet by Google, tweeted on February 26th, 2009. 

Riyaz .A